Febrero 2012
*le coming home from gf's house*
mom: let me see your eyes.
me: *wearing sunglasses* why? I dont have any makeup on.
mom: just let me see them.
me: ok.. o.o *removes sun glasses*
mom: those are tainted eyes. I call impure!
me: umm...
mom: so which one's the dominate one?
me: ...... plz die